...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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