I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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