You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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