PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
two words...techno handjob
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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