I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She announced her abortion via fbk
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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