I don't remember. Are we still dating?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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