Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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