The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am naked and annoyed.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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