I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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