And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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