Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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