The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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