Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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