at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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