Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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