chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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