i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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