Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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