Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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