5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
