I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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