You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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