I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need to calm my uterus...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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