Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have fence marks all over my body
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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