If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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