That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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