Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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