Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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