If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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