I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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