Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize