he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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