We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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