I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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