...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My feet surprised me
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