you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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