Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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