Non-Jews are for practice
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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