you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
