No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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