would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
