you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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