I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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