I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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