I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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