Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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