Who did Billy Mays play for?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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