i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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