[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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