If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Say something about gay babies.
well you can't waste a boner
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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