I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What a dumb baby whore.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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