I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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