Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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