i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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